Christmas Cracker Jokes

They are the corniest jokes one can get, yet I always look forward to them! Christmas cracker jokes!

Q: What goes 99 clump 99 clump?
A: A centipede with a wooden leg.

Q: What do you  call a 3 legged donkey?
A: A Wonkey.

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea!

Q: What is green and turns red at the push of a button.
A: A frog in a liquidiser.

Q: What sort of shoes do frogs wear in the summer?
A: Open toed sandals.

Q: What do angry mice send each other at Christmas?
A: A cross mouse card.

OK think that is all anybody can take until next year!

Happy New Year to you all.