Monday, December 26, 2011

Christmas Cracker Jokes



They are the corniest jokes one can get, yet I always look forward to them! Christmas cracker jokes!

Q: What goes 99 clump 99 clump?
A: A centipede with a wooden leg.


Q: What do you  call a 3 legged donkey?
A: A Wonkey.


Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea!


Q: What is green and turns red at the push of a button.
A: A frog in a liquidiser.


Q: What sort of shoes do frogs wear in the summer?
A: Open toed sandals.


Q: What do angry mice send each other at Christmas?
A: A cross mouse card.


OK think that is all anybody can take until next year!


Happy New Year to you all.

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