Valentine's Day Windsurfer


Top 10 Reasons for Women to Date a Windsurfer:

Ladies, are you still searching for that special someone? Consider looking amongst the windsurfers:

10. The ratio of men to women is 4 to 1.
9. They can talk about something besides football.
8. They don’t smell too bad because it’s a good bet they’ve gotten wet recently.
7. They have another interest besides sex.
6. You know they’re rich enough to afford windsurfing equipment.
5. You always get the latest weather report, several times a day.
4. They are capable of commitment, at least to their sport.
3. They have no issues about wearing rubber.
2. You always know where they are, at least when it’s windy.
1. Windsurfers are generally fit, tanned, and have cute butts.

(This next bit is the one I like!)

Non-windsurfing men should NOT...repeat NOT...pursue windsurfing women, unless they are prepared to immediately throw themselves into the sport. Otherwise such men will be surrounded by angry windsurfing men who all seek the great and rare prize: the girlfriend or wife who windsurfs. To squander such a find on a landlubber is an offense to those of us who sheet in!

(There is the opinion held by a small minority that it is a drag to be a man whose significant other probably have to rig for them, they use your equipment etc. but generally speaking the willingness of such wahines to make every vacation a windsurfing vacation, to understand why the garage needs to be packed with tons of expensive wet gear etc. outweighs the rigging/sharing concerns. Discussion of such matters is encouraged.)


PeconicPuffin said…
Yes yes. I myself have a windsurfing wife. I do have to rig for her (and she calls one of our boards "her board") but overall it is a success.

Happy Valentines Day!
Joe said…
Puffy and Anton are lucky. My wife is scared of the water......ever since we went surfing into the rocks on the Big Island.

P.S. Bunts old gal, House Hunters International had a program about a couple looking for a house on Malta. No property tax! Awesome!!!
Simon said…
Personally having a wife/girlfriend who windsurfs, though would be appealing in the beginning would become a tad boring i think! I would rather come home and talk endlessly about the great time i had! No?!
Bunty said…
Sim I didn't take you for a male chauvinist p i g!! Ha ha!!
Simon said…
No... it's not being male chauvinist! I compared to working with your wife/partner! It(She) will kill me (or her!)!

In a nut shell... everyone here seems to agree that having a partner that windsurfs is good! Where is the joy if we all agreed!?!