............A Bit of Humour

I can laugh at 'wife humour' too!

David Bissonette:
"When a man steals your wife,
there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. "

"By all means marry.
If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."

Dumas : The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"

Sigmund Freud: "I had some words with my wife,
and she had some paragraphs with me."