I can laugh at 'wife humour' too!
"When a man steals your wife,
there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. "
"By all means marry.
If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
Dumas : The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"
Sigmund Freud: "I had some words with my wife,
and she had some paragraphs with me."